Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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