I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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