I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How does one acquire holy water?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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