its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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