well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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