They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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