Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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