Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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