just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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