She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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