I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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