when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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