As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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