my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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