He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i think my cat just said my name.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
