The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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