I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
tell me about the fingering
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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