Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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