Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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