Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Everything about him screamed your future.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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