if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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