I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Small penises have feelings too.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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