Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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