did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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