Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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