My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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