They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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