we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how can u be prego again
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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