Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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