Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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