Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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