Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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