respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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