Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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