She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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