I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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