PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm like, not good at living.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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