I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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