please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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