Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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