Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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