either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
