She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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