Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Update, blind date is cute and fun.

(248): View more from Michigan

Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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(630): View more from Illinois

So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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(562): View more from California

bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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(863): View more from Florida

He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage

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