I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
