You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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