nutella sex= disaster
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i think my cat just said my name.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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