called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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