is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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