It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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