they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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